I describe what I do on the day that I do it. The nice thing for me is that I do lots of different things on lots of different days.
If you'd spent your life being called "Gyles Brandreth", you would crawl across broken glass to achieve the bliss, the simplicity, the purity, the joy of simply being called "Bob."
One of the interesting things about writing a play is that when you've finished it you have to give it away.
