They're not going to teach science at all. What they do is take the science students down to the lake, tie them in burlap sacks and throw them in. If God thinks they're good science students, they float.
The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.