Out came Ms. Hilton in a Juicy track suit, chattering away like a gibbon on her jewel-encrusted cell phone. It was like magic, if magic were like a extra-strength laxative.
[Referring to actress Winona Rydr] "Get over it! Your 'wide-eyed, gamine, trembling chipmunk' thing! Get over it!"
I'm doin' radio and there's a bag in front of me on the console that says 'Butt Stink' on it. Somethin' ain't right.